Following The Thirteenth Doctor’s new scarf, it seems the item in question is a rather up-market Paul Smith creation called Blue Rainbow Stripe Merino-wool Scarf. For a mere £70 you can get one of your own.

As the BBC reveals a wafer-thin amount of detail about the New Year’s Day special 2019, telling us almost nothing at all, is it wrong of me that my main thought is: Where do I get a scarf like that? Far more subtle than anything Tom Baker wore (and the strips are parallel to the…